KUH KUH KUH

PORTUGAL TELAH LAYAK KE SEMI FINAL DENGAN PENUH GAYA!!!!!

Wkarhkahkghkaga. Aku malas lah nak cakap apa-apa ah pasal England, bayangkan score minit ke-2, pastuh terus sit back and defend, aku macam, WHAT THE FUCK?! Diaorang nak main bolasepak ke apa nih?! Aku tak tahu pulak nak menang bolasepak kena defend satu gol bukan score lagi banyak gol pada lawan, bosan ah taktik macam nih, aku tahu ah kononnya "TACTICAL", tapi asal bila satu team tuh attack dengan bagus takde orang nak cakap "TACTICAL" pulak, asal defend je, tactical lah tuh, butoh, main bolasepak lah, berhenti main rugby, dah lah team rugby England pun bosan gila. Warkhhahkga. Tak belajar lagi ke daripada pengalaman dengan France, Portugal sama gak macam France, dari awal sampai akhir tak give-up, attack attack attack, ada 1 goalkeeper 4 pemain defence, 5 midfield, dengan 1 striker, diaorang akan main posisi masing dan tolong dimana perlu, bukan semua pemain akan defend bila defend tapi tak nak penetrate bila kena attack, BOSAN. Whkarhkahkga, memang aku menyampah gila, kalau defend power gila macam Italy takpe gak. Wahrkhkaga. Satu team aku dah lepas, Spain dah terkandas, tinggal Holland dengan France. Tapi Holland aku kurang minat sangat pasal Nistelrooy, aku tak suka pemain daripada club aku sendiri ini, wakhrhkahkghkaga, dulu aku minat gila partnership Bergkamp-Kluivert, sigh. Tapi malangnye Nistelrooy dah top scorer punya sekarang nih, buleh potong Rooney punya, pasal Rooney dah tempah tiket balik. Wkharhkahkga. Ricardo cool doh, dia bukak glove, dia save penalty lepas kecewa banyak kali kena lobos, aku dapat tengok muka tension tapi determined dia, dah lepas tuh teros dia yang amik penalty dengan cool. Respect dohhhhhhhh.

"Technically, Portugal are a really good side. They had some shots, but not very much inside the box." - Sven Goran Erikkson

Statement paling kelakar dalam Euro 2004. Kalau dah 9 pemain dia kalau tak 11 berkampung "Inside the box" aku rasa bola pun tak muat masuk. Bodoh. Kalau buleh aku rasa dia nak 11 pemain lepak situ je berbual, tapi nak cover punya pasal terpaksa ah keluar keluar sikit. BOSAN, memang patut kalah, BAGOS, GOOD ON ENGLAND. PTUIH. Anyway. Peace..

Kolkeepah

Hahaha. Kalau siapa tengok Sweden Denmark, cuba tengok muka keeper Denmark lepas kena penalti yang dia silap tuh : PRICELESS. Wahkrahkhkga, lakonan yang kurang bagos, kononnya nak buat muka "Oi apa nih mana ada penalti", sambil tangan terangkat sedikit dengan kurang ikhlas, YE KAMI PERCAYA, wakhrahkghkahkgkahga. Jahat doh diaorang nih, tapi padan muka Italy, haaaaaaa time time camnih baru gheti nak main bola, kalau tidak tunggu bola je ye, baru kau tahu. Peace..

Laydiebug

ITALY TAK LAYAK

Wkharhkahkgahhkga. Kecewa gila muka sekor-sekor 1 saat selepas muka gembira. Wakhrahkghkahkghka. Aku berasa amat, wakhrhkahkgahkga, kesian jugak, tapi, TAK kesian ah. Wakhrahkga. Peace..


Laydiefa : aku memang tahu kau nih gay lama dah
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Memang ah aku gay dengan kau kalau aku perempuan. Wakhrhahkga. Jilat jilat hisap. ULANG. Warkhahkhga. Peace..

PORTUGAL MONANG

Aduhai, aku memang nak dua-dua Portugal dengan Spain lepas, apa buleh buat. Tapi Portugal memang patut menang pun, memang diaorang main cun gila, this is football man, sepanjang match aku tengok dua-dua team cuma nak score goal je, itu aje. Portugal memang midfield paling perform, lagi lagi Ronaldo dah start, memang dia torture defence spain, aku tak sangka dia buleh hebat macam nih untuk negara, tambah pulak dengan abang dia Figo, gila doh, kiri kanan penyangak. Defend pun cun, solid, dua-dua centreback, andare dengan cavalho (ini ke nama dia?). Puas puas, tapi sayang Spain tak lepas. Argh. Anyway. Peace..

A Few Pissoffers

Yeah, people who don't signal piss me off, there's two times when you don't have to signal, when there's no one around, and when you decide to piss me off. Really, can't they just have a little courtesy to signal, sometimes people just wait for nothing at a junction cause an asshole doesn't signal, what's so hard about it, it's so easy sometimes I use my limited jedi power to signal, fuck, I even do it with style, yeah I do, I mean what better way to do something that most people seem too asshole to do by then doing it with style and grace, yeah, I signal muthafuckah, and I do it with an attitude. Fuck you non-signalling assholes.

Also, my littlest sister and her cousin, whenever they go around the house, they like to sing/hum, yes they do, I have no idea how they do it so effortlessly, yes, I get bugged by how little girls can piss me off so effortlessly, fuck it, it's so effortless once I caught them singing without moving their lips, and they just love to come around my room when I'm asleep, it's okay if they just stay there and watch my other sisters playin' the pc or something, but they come and go, yes, nothing more annoying than LALALALALALALALLAA --------silence-------- LALALALALALALLALALALA -----silence----- LALALLALAAHMMMMMMMMM. I think by the time they reach their 20's they've already covered every note and rhythm in the world, fuck it, every song. Anyway. Peace..

Selepas Tujuh

Oi. Nobody told me Kevon Edmonds was a former member of After 7. Oi Aida! Tak pernah bagitahu pon. Fuck fuck. It's all ill yo! Peace..

Kefookan

KASI LAYAN - Kevon Edmonds - no love

Aku baru lah nak tengok Van Helsing, baru sekejap dah rasa aura kegenerican dan
keboringan, mengantuk pulak, wahkrhkaga, terus tidur, set jam pukul 2:45 pasal nak tengok bola pastuh aku tak pasti samada jam tak bunyik atau aku yang tak sedar, tapi aku sedar dalam pukul 4, dan sekarang pukul 7.

Aku dah dapat tengok balik Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hahaha sedih doh, menangis doh tengok, tapi cool, teringat masa kecik kecik, favourite doh, fav turtle aku donatello.

Wow, betapa hebatnya kuasa downloadan sampai aku sanggup delete porno porno yang dikumpul dari pelbagai sumber to make way for more mp3s and videos! Wahrkahkhkga. Beberapa album aku baru download (Bukan lah album baru pon) :-

Aesop Rock - labor days
Canibus - rip the jacker
Raekwon - only built 4 cuban linx
Redman - dare iz a darkside
The Pharcyde - bizarre ride II
The Pharcyde - labcabincalifornia

Wahh, semua hip hop classic belaka. Fook fook fook. Susah doh nak carik rnb punya album kat internet. Fuck lah. Maksud aku rnb betullah bukan rnb plastic kat t.v tuh.

Takde apa-apa nak cerita pasal hidup aku nih. Cuma aku balik kejap ke JB untuk register, itu jelah, then balik sini, whkarhahkga, bosan doh hidop, takde ah bosan sangat, tapi tetap ah bosan, tapi nak kata bosan sangat, tak boleh gak, buleh kata, entah ah, aku malas gak nak fikir pagi pagi nih, dah lah pukul 7, cantona 7, nahmean?!

Dahlah dah lama takde benda aku bengang sooooooooo. Lepak doh, aku ada bengang kat something hari tuh, aku lupa pulak apenda, tak tulis pulak, aku memang malas menulis, lagi-lagi nak tulis apa aku buat. Ohh, dear diary today I downloaded more pronzz and wanked. What the fucking fuck.

RANDOM THOUGHTS :- Dulu aku ingat laydiefa mak nyah. Warhkahkghkagaa.

BTW. By the fucking wayyyyyyyy, wayyyyyyyoooooo waiyo! Nongkrong sih. Layan lagu nih weh :- THE PHARCYDE - OTHA FISH, you know there's other fish in the seas that isssssssssssssssssssssssss, you know there's other fish in the seas that issssssssssssss.

Ahh lonely nye aku. Peace..

Sedaroons

Aku bukan tak nak update, tapi..... I'm rick james bitch! Wahrkahkghkakhga. Dahlah aku dah update beberapa hari dahulu tapi tak keluar pulak, baru aku sedar sekarang. Sekarang dah keluar bodohnya post, tapi malas nak delete.

Aku download beberapa latest album :-

Ghostface Killah - pretty toney
Masta Killa - no said date
Madvillain - madvillainy

MADVILLAIN cun gila dohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Madlib bergabung dengan MF Doom, best gila doh, fucking classic hip hop album.

BTW..

ENGLAND KALAH!!!!! Wahrkahkghkaghka, padan muka wahkrhkaghkahkga. Bodoh, guna taktik 8-0--2 (occasionally switching to 9-0-1), bodoh, aku kecewa selama 85 minit, pastuh BLAOW BLAOW dua goal by abang aku Zidane.

BTW lagi, euro aku sokong team aku sokong yang dulu nye France dengan Holland, aku tambah lagi beberapa team yang main best iaitu Portugal dengan Spain kot. Papahal aku paling anti team macam England, negative gila, dulu aku benci gila Italy, tapi at least Italy pemain dia technique power, lagipon defence diaorang memang paling baik di donia. Tapi tetap nyampah ah, ingat masa dulu nye aku dengan penuh kecewa dan menyampah tengok manager Italy semua peluk peluk, budget dah menang dah tuh, 1-0, sekali BLAOW, pastuh extra time, pastu BLAOW. Wkarahkghkaghkahkghka. BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW! Aku dok download balik Wu Tang lama albeit Wu Tang Wu Tang solo yang baru so sorry ah kalau pengaruh Wu Tang, BRING THA MUTHAFUCKIN' RUCKUS! Peace..

MTV Jamban

I don't see the point of shows like MTV Jams. Seriously, I was like what the fuck? If they're gonna play shit like chingy and j-kwon, fuck that, what's the use of confining a show to a certain genre, in this case hip hop if you're gonna play pop for 90% of the fucking show. If you wanna play hip hop, play hip hop, that's what people expect of a show that's dedicated to hip hop, if you're gonna play the same old shit, than why not just put "non stop hits" on loop and kids will be happy. Fuck if you're pointing out the show also cater to rnb, funk and soul, lick my balls lah, alicia keys was the only real rnb or soul that actually gets play, I don't see no other. Idiots. And fuck you if you think I should turn my t.v off if I don't like it cause I made a decision to fucking whine while leaving the t.v on. Idiot. Peace..

Quierozaroza

Mamat nih kembali ke Man Utd. Woohooooooo. Hahaha, entah kenapa aku suka dia, dia bagus doh, cool. Lagipun masa dia kat sini defence best ah. Real madrid layan dia macam taik, takde hal punya. Mesti ada sebab asal Man Utd masih nak kat dia dan dia rela tunggu lepak dengan Man Utd daripada try manage club sendiri padahal reputation dia tinggi, dah lah dia dulu responsible for Portugal youth team yang power tuh. Papalah. Peace..

Kenatulisjugakah

Hahaha. Wakrahkhkgahkga. Rasa macam kenaaa je tulis kat blog kan. Erm. Semalam aku tengok cerita lamos Karate Kid dengan Star Wars : attack of the clones kat astro kot. Teringat zaman dulu-dulu masa kecik suka tengok Karate Kid berulang-ulang kali kat video hahaha. Ada member aku sorang pernah lepak rumah aku boleh siap ikut gerak geri mamat tuh. Pastuh attack of the clones, teringat betapa ANNOYINGMACAMPUKI nya anakin, wahkrhkahkga, fucking annoying weh, memang setaraf PARIS. Warkhakhgakhga. Menyampah gila dengan muka pervert keji pantat dia tuh. Yelah, tahu lah Darth Vader jahat, tapi dia cool, takkan lah muda-muda orang jahat macam tuh, orang jahat mesti ah cool, sweet-talker, tahukahmaksudku? Tah kenapa Amidala jatuh cinta dengan dia, dah tentu terpaksa pasal kena ikut skrip. Wahkrahkhkga. Idiots.

Aku juga ada dvd Don Juan Demarco. Best doh, dia macam movie kubrick, you will go "WHAT?!" masa dah habis, subtle and metaphoric, but Don Juan is not exactly a work of art lah, more cute lah, and Johny Depp, berlakon cun gila, favourite actor aku tuh. Chasing Amy still my favourite romantic comedy. Cakap BI pulak lah. Talking about HOLLYWOOD romantic comedis, almost all of them suck, same dumbass formula, annoying actors, bad jokes and all that, fuck 'em. Tengok Chasing Amy kasi kalah semua. Warkh Warkh Warkh. Kasi gelak sikit, wahkrhkahkgahkga. Peace..